One day I will get on the bus and shout, “Hello everyone, when you see my beautiful figure getting on the bus somebody has to stand up and offer me his or her place.” and of course get my seat without any complaints?
Of course I am joking, but while I am stepping on the bus and I have to stand for a while before finding a place for my buttocks, it is normal to have this kind of thought.
Now, I am finally seated so no more complaints. Let me sip my protein shake.
Happy Monday!
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